Thought for the Day

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." Oscar Wilde

"If you keep doing what you have always done, you will keep getting what you have always got"
Anon

"Fail to prepare - Prepare to fail"
Benjamin Franklin

"Focusing all of your resources on a quest to become the centre of
attention can result in you losing your place in the food queue"
Skinfold Ditherington - The Bears

"Todays crisis is tomorrow's anecdote"
Martin - The Bears

“Slaughter is the best medicine” Anon

"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do"
Mark Twain

"Some people say there is a God; others say there is no God. The truth probably lies somewhere in between"
W B Yeats

"I've got a rule; to be more flexible, and I'm sticking to it"
The Marquis of Grantham

" Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much."
Oscar Wilde

"My policy on cake is pro-having it and pro-eating it"
Boris Johnson

"The biggest risk in life is to never take one"
Terry George

"If we can hit that bull's-eye,
the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards.
Checkmate!"
Zap Brannigan - Futurama

"I am the Alpha and Omega, the Beginning and the End"
God (boasting again in Revelations 21:6)

"Come and smile, don't be shy. Touch my bum, this is life"
The Cheeky Girls

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