....are coming!!!
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: What power requirements do
you require on stage?
A: At least two 13 amp sockets - preferably four.
NB: Please ensure generators
for marquees are up to the job - nobody likes the panic and carnage
that ensues during a total black out ;)
Q: How big a performance area
do you need?
A: Approx 5m x 5m.
Q: Do you need actual staging?
A: No
Q: Can you play music in between
live sets?
A: Yes
Q: My future wife and I both have left-feet and are very bad dancers.
We'd like to get the first dance
over and done with asap. Any suggestions?
A: Counter-intuitively, we'd recommend an uptempo song - That way, you'll
soon be joined on the dancefloor by your guests, thereby taking the
spotlight off you and your terrible dancing! Anyhow, you should know:
Nobody can dance - except show-offs! ...and nobody likes a show-off!
Q: Can we bring our own compiled CDs or i-pod?
A: Of course. We have the facility to play audio/mp3 CDs and a pod base
unit with the relevant connections.
Q. Do you have Public Liability Insurance
?
A. Yes
Q. Is your equipment PAT tested ?
A. Yes
Q: We've seen you play live and your set rocks, can you play some older
stuff for the relatives at our party.
A: Of course. Trust us, we're not idiots you know.
Q: How did you become so talented?
A: Well mum, it's because of your nurturing and support when I was going
through my difficult teenage years.
Q: - in drunken voice - 'ere....'ere ...'ere do you know...burp!
that song by woshish-name?....errr..incomprehensible noise - you
know!!! - slurring - attempt at singing...
attempt at grabbing the mic etc.
A: I'm sorry sir, you're interrupting
our flow of creativity. Would you kindly make your way to the
back of the auditorium?
Q: We are getting married and
wondered if you might play a song for our first dance.
A: If it's in our repertoire, yes. If not, we'd encourage the use of
a CD or i-pod.
PS Most people leave the CD with the best man to give us... or a friend or a relative ... the bride's father perhaps? .... as long as it is somebody responsible.
Q: I am having my wedding in
Kazakstan, what arrangements do I need to make to transport your dancing
bear?
A: See diagram
Q: Do you think I may have been
a little optimistic about losing enough weight to fit into my size 8
dress
A: No, you look fine
Q: Do you think the red/white floral combo detracts from the overall
concept?
A: No, it works!
Q: Do you need a dressing room?
A: Not really, but if there is one available,
we'd rather not share with the catering
staff again...
Q: Do you like Scotsmen?
A: They're ok, but we prefer a quiet night in, having a nice drink and
stuff...
Q: What do you guys do in your
spare time?
A: Nothing
Q: Uh???
A: ??? Yes, that's right, a rubber pony!
Supplementary questions - Science
and Nature...
Q: Do you think the polar ice caps are melting?
A: It's not looking good is it?
Q: Do you have any pictures of polar
bears attacking humans?
A: Yes
